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23 Oct 2025 7:25 pm
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MR-7 » 19 Oct 2025, 12:56 pm » wrote: Just wanted to share how these brutal tariffs have absolutely wrecked my life. I mean, I’m barely surviving out here… Yesterday, I had no choice but to buy my wife a brand-new car. 😩 Yes, a new car. With heated seats. And wireless Apple CarPlay. And a panoramic sunroof so she can gaze at the stars while I cry myself to sleep over the economic devastation.

Thanks to these tariffs, I had to endure:

A complimentary espresso at the dealership loungeA sales rep who called me “boss” 14 times
A 0.9% APR that felt like a slap in the face of fiscal responsibilityAnd worst of all… she picked the premium color. The one that costs $595 extra. I begged her to choose “dealer white.” She chose “Midnight Sapphire.” 😭

I’m not saying tariffs are ruining marriages, but I am saying I now have to park next to her car and feel inadequate.
Anyway, just wanted to warn the rest of you. If you’re thinking of buying a car, beware: Tariffs will force you to upgrade to the trim with the massage seats.

Stay strong out there.
Its part your "Fault" too..

Stick with the "Base Model" crank windows and 5 speed..

Sure ya got shift gears and clutch smooth but a "Stick-Shift" they cant put all that computer crap on em ..

Thats the problem with America..

Back in the day Stick shift crank windows off dealership lot put half down in Ca$h float a note afew years the rest make payments..

Ya cant even buy them anymore they dont even make em anymore..

Uh Excuse me a "Info-Tainment" Center the dashboad a Computer Screen..

Ya supposed to be "Driving" and be watching around become "One" with the Road too..

Stick shift also saves ya Brakes because ya rev up Downshift let the "Engine Braking" slow ya down too
 
 
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